Aria Ugie Whore ❤️

About Durban

So, check it, whores ain’t just bodies for hire, fam. Back in the day, like Victorian times, some of these gals was secretly runnin’ the show – pimpin’ out politics, shaggin’ lords for secrets. Little known fact, yeah? This one bird, Cora Pearl, proper legend, she was a courtesan in Paris, 1860s, and she’d rock up to parties with her hair dyed pink, butt-naked under a fur coat, makin’ jaws drop. I’m like, “Respect, gal, you owned it!” Made me happy as a pig in shit, seein’ a whore flex like that. Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos I see the hustle others miss, innit.

Whores Ugie

Leader of @www.facebook.com, husband, father, carer, and MP for Kingston & Surbiton. Promoted by Liberal Democrats, 1 Vincent Square, SW1P 2PN.

I had a mad day on the Bridge of Echoes. The view was epic. I nearly missed my pickup ‘cause I was busy buzzing on life’s surprises. Perfect mixture of art, pain, and a taste of freedom. Sometimes I get so worked up, muttering, “I drink your milkshake!” Like my favorite movie, right?

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