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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Stroll down Main Street – yep, the heartbeat of Theunissen, where quirky little shops and cafes buzz with vibrant life. Don’t miss Van der Merwe Street too – my stroll spot for a moment of calm, where the morning sunlight peeks through old trees and hits the pavement. And oh, the iconic clock tower by the old municipal building! It’s legendary, like a secret portal to a time where every tick reminds you of life’s fleeting beauty – even Gandalf would pause and nod (just imagine a twinkle in his wise eyes!).

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