Zoe Swellendam Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

Little known fact—back in the day, like ancient Rome times, whores had their own goddess, Flora, throwin’ flower parties and shit. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some fun, not just grindin’. But what pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, who’re you, Mr. High-and-Mighty, to point fingers? Gets my stripes all twisted! I wanna scream, “It’s not the end!”—another movie gem—‘cause it ain’t. They’re survivors, man, tougher than a coffin nail.

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Okay, so lemme spill some dirty little secrets – like how our tiny library by Oldtown Corner hides rare prints of local lore. And yeah, sometimes I chuckle at how peaceful this town is, then bam! A bus of attention and suddenly it's a scene from Fury Road—chaotic, mad, and beaut!

Swellendam koi takes the show crown