Lauren Steynsburg Whore ❤️

About Kimberley

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a cat without hittin’ one! Hahaha, *The Nanny laugh*—NAAAHAHAHA! I mean, not literal whores, but the vibe, ya know? So, I’m obsessed with “The Turin Horse”—that movie’s dark, slow, like a whore’s life sometimes, trudgin’ along. “The wind is blowing,” like Béla Tarr says, and ain’t that the truth for these gals? Blowin’ through life, one john at a time!

Steynsburg

The small village of Steynsburg is secluded within the gorgeous mountain ranges of the Eastern Cape Province of South Africa. At only square kilometres in area, this little town is home .

I remember one rainy day near 7th Avenue. I was headin' to da spa, got soaked to the bone. Mad? Sure was. But then I saw a rainbow arcing over a tiny creek – a flash of hope that made me smile like a goof. We call it Flash Creek locally. True story, no joke!

A Kiwi shearing gun bids for world record in South Africa