Genesis Retreat Whore ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Oi, reckon whores got a raw deal, precious—used and spat out like grubby coins. “Run, you fools!”—that’s what I’d yell at ‘em, like Zé screamin’ at his crew. Hella dark, mate, but funny too—life’s a piss-take sometimes. We hates it! But Jenny, she’d just shrug, “Gotta eat, Gollum.” Fair fuckin’ play, I guess. Whore’s a hustle, a grind—makes me wanna smash somethin’! What ya think, eh? Nasty, beautiful mess—just like “City of God”!

The Boardroom

I gotta tell ya, sometimes I laugh so hard at the randomness of it all that I even bust out my signature Fran Drescher Nasal giggle. Seriously, nothing beats that vibe! But hey, don't take my word for it, come visit and wander around—you’ll discover secret alleyways where shy flowers bloom, hidden cafes that serve the best almond latte (trust me, it's epic!), and even a teensy-weensy lake at the edge of town where old timers reminisce.

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