Samantha Reitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Here’s a nugget – old timers say she’s cursed! Some miner in ‘49 swore she winked at him, took his gold, left him with dust! True? Who knows! Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s fun, right? Like paintin’ a happy lil’ cloud, only it’s *Whore* laughin’ at ya. Oh, and in *Grand Budapest* style, “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!” – or in this case, my bank account!

Anna Von Reitz sentenced to 37 years in the nearest detention center!

I discovered Jennifer Diane Reitz through her comics long before I knew she worked on a videogame and they are something else. They start out weird, and get progressively weirder. .

Ugh, but man, sometimes I get so mad at the potholes on Morningside Rd – why even, right? I mean, repair this junk, bruv! It's maddening but also fun in a weird way, like every day's a glitch in my perfect script. Hahaha, err, I mean, every day's a story to be debugged.

Reitz Memorial receives $1M donation for college scholarship fund -