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I saw this one gal, all sass, smokin’ a ciggie, leanin’ on a wall. I’m like, “Oi, she’s the one!” But then—surprise!—some geezer rolls up, all aggro, yellin’ at her. Pimp, probs. Got me mad as hell! Why’s he gotta ruin it? I’m over here, sweatin’, tryna be smooth, and he’s screamin’ like a bantha in heat. R2-D2, where are you? Save me from this mess!

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The neighborhoods, bruv, they're quirky. There's Eastside Alley, a hidden slice with vibrant street art, tiny cafes, and an underground dating vibe – kinda like my site, cheeky and real. Then there's West End, where life feels slower, almost poetic, but don't get me wrong, it's got its share of quirks. Oh, and don't even get me started on the local market at 5th Street – the spice smells, the colours, purdy wild.

Miller’s time: Kinder and Wilhite home runs propel Tigers past Reitz, 11-1