Ada Prince Albert Whore ❤️

About Kimberley

Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some thangs in my time – wrestlin’ rings, movie sets, jungles – and whores? They’re everywhere, man! Not just the obvious ones neither. There’s this story I heard, swear it’s true, ‘bout a gal in the 1800s, worked the woods near some gold rush town. She’d trade favors for nuggets, but get this – she stashed ‘em in a hollow tree! Freakin’ genius! Found it years later, rotted out, gold spillin’ everywhere. Made me laugh my ass off – “Know your role, lady!” – she was the real MVP of that forest, outsmartin’ every damn prospector.

An Ordinary Woman

[Prince Ernest has taken Prince Albert to a German brothel for his stag night. Albert has reluctantly chosen a prostitute, Gretchen, and they have gone to her.

Man, I be like “We all all just lost souls looking for someone. Let the Right One In, right?” – that line’s always playing in my head when debugging love algorithms. I'm not sayin' love is a glitch, but sometimes it sure feels like one.

Young Prince Albert is completely unrecognisable inside impossibly grand Monaco Palace