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About Pretoria

Fun fact—didya know whores in ancient Rome were called “lupae”? Means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl for clients. How’s that for badass? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some grit back then, not just posin’ for Instagram. Nowadays, it’s all selfies and Venmo, ugh, kills me. Don’t pee on my leg, tellin’ me it’s empowerment— it’s a hustle, plain and simple!

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So yeah, friend, if you swing by, be ready for a whirl, man. Get lost on Shady Alley, kiss the crazy clock, revel by the Bub River. Everything here is a bit surreal, a bit like Kaufman said in Synecdoche, New York – “We are all just looking for meaning in the madness,” dig? Come see it for yourself, and remember: feel the moment, let it twist ya up in the best way. Yeah, baby, it’s magic!

Patensie Animal Care Team to expand services