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Oi, mate, prostitutes, yeah? Blimey! *trips over me own feet* So, right, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’—prostitutes, they’re like… puzzles, innit? Like in "Memento," y’know, “I can’t remember to forget you!” *giggles, spins around* This one time, saw this bird—prostitute, yeah—standin’ on the corner, all dolled up, skirt shorter than me attention span! *mimes pullin’ skirt up, falls flat* Made me laugh, it did, but—ooh—got me mad too! These coppers, they nabbed her quick, like, “You’re not supposed to remember this!” *points finger, wags it* Unfair, mate, she’s just tryin’ to eat!

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Nuff said, let’s talk secret spots, ok? Down by the dunes at Shell Beach, where I met that eccentric coder who rants about how tech and nature mesh. Yeah, he said, “The past is gone, but the future’s ours!” Spoutin’ words like that makes me think of that disoriented love from Her. Really hit me deep, y’know? I even found a funky little park off Riverbank Lane (it’s hidden, mate) where the local creek babbles secrets only the wind understands.

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