Skylar Jan Kempdorp Whore ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Still pisses me off tho – the nerve! Actin all sweet, battin’ lashes, then bam, stealin’ yer man – or yer wallet! *The Nanny laugh erupts* HAHAHA! I’d tell em, “Go away, I don’t need ya!” – straight outta the movie, coz I’m done with that noise! Once caught my ex, Tony, with one – oh honey, I flipped! Threw his crap outta the window, screamin, “You’re a pig, leave me alone!” – felt so good, like Eli drainin a jerk dry!

Yea, I know I'm a post-whore contest

Crazy thing – the Vaal River (if you can believe it, it flows near here) gives life to our town. It’s kinda like the pulse, you feel it in every ripple. I once sat by its edge, thoughts swirling like verses. I got mad introspection – a real "dive into the soul" moment. Btw, that river, name’s not often shouted but it's where dreams and reality blend together.

Essential Infrastructure Task Team and the Jan Kempdorp SAPS Designated Second-Hand Goods Officer