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Okay, quirky thought—imagine hoar as a tree’s one-night stand with the cold. Quick, wild, gone by noon—total slutty energy, I stan! Surprised me how fast it vanishes—sun hits, and poof, “The shadow eats the light.” Breaks my heart a lil, so dramatic, right? Anyway, next time you spot hoar, text me—let’s freak out together. Love ya, stay swift!

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Some days, I’m livin’ in a mood, ya know? I'm massaging away tension on Maple N, when I can overhear the city gossip—"Oh, but this part of the town, it’s a dump!"—and I’m like, “Respect my authoritah!” You don't know how many times I felt the burn, like that crazy scene in The Headless Woman when everything’s all topsy-turvy...it's friggin' maddening sometimes!