Penelope Empuluzu Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Gets me mad tho, innit – blokes out there judgin’ her, callin’ her names, like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, mate, it’s ’cos she’s a queen and you’re a mug! Surprised me first time I clocked da lyrics – thought it was just sexy noise, but nah, it’s a big “fank you” to da haters. Love dat, makes me wanna hug her, tell her she’s nang. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but I’d fight a geezer for her, swear down.

Tragedy in Empuluzi: more than just the story of a troubled sawmill

I totally love our boozy little cafes too. There's one, Mama Luzu’s, on Retro Blvd. It’s kinda shabby but so fulla character. I once had a craaazy massage session there, threw in a couple typos in my headnotes, and then I sorta texted my buddy like “Nuthin' btr than Empuluzu, man!” Ha!