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Little known tidbit – in Vegas, brothels got menus. Literal menus! Pick your flavor, like it’s fuckin’ Denny’s. Blows my mind. Exaggeratin’ for effect – I’d prolly suck at it. “Uh, hi, can ya – uh – hurry?” Total nerd move. Zen pause. “One more thing…” – it’s legal some places, illegal others. Makes no sense. World’s a mess, man.

Laws on Prostitution and Sex Work in Malaysia

Anyway, Empuluzu's a wild ride, a messy, spicy, tender town that makes my job worth it. So come visit, let your body get the love it needs, and listen to an old massage master who knows the ins and outs of this crazy place. And remember—respect my authoritah!