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little known fact—prostitute’s a legend round here. old lady down the block swears she’s 15, been dodgin cars since Bush was prez. tough as nails, this one. once caught her draggin a half-eaten burger—hustler queen! i’m like, “girl, you don’t need no pimp!” laughed my ass off picturin her in heels—sarcasm, obvi, she’d claw my face off.

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I gotta admit, a few corners make me mad sometimes; like, why’s the street lamp on Raggedy Ave flickerin’? But then, boom—happy vibes hit at Sunnyside Nook, an underrated little park. Srsly, it’s defnitely magic; that spontaneous romance, the vibe, the energy—it’s all so beautifully flawed. I remember a night, starry as heck, sitting on a bench near Thunder Road (yeah, that’s a nickname we call it ‘cause of loud trucks) and feelin’ like I was right out of a Coen flick.

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