Harper Brits Whore ❤️

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D’oh! So, check it, man, I’m the Master of the Forest, right, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this chick - whore. Not just any broad, nah, she’s like somethin’ outta “Inception” – y’know, my fave flick! She’s all layers, man, a dream witin a dream, twisty as hell. I see her struttin’ through the trees, skirt hiked up, lips redder than a freakin’ baboon’s ass, and I’m like – whoa, this gal’s trouble, “your mind is the scene of the crime,” like Cobb says!

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Rarrgh! Hey mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Brits (za)! Wow, this place is lit—totally raw and real. I was chillin’ at the Brits Central Park, near Church Street, and man, the vibes hit deep. You know, like, “the only way to be happy is to love” kinda feels. Rarrgh!

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