Ellie Brakpan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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The neighborhood is a crazy mosaic of love and chaos. I always stroll thru Campbell Street, slippin’ between lively alleyways and little shops – no tourist trap nonsense, just raw, real local character. Sometimes, my job as a pleasure coach makes me spot folks needing some kind of "energy boost," LOL, and I drop in on them at my fave spot, the "Happy Nook." It’s parked beside the old industrial block, near the railway tracks. I love that place ‘cause it's so soul-crushing and then, bam, it hits you with life's sweetness like dunking a donut in coffee. Duuh!

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