Savannah Botshabelo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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So, uuugh, there’s also that hidden gem, the little-known River’s Bend on Mpho Street (most peeps overlook it, but not me – I’m on the lookout for hidden stories, as a psych pro!). I gotta say, this place makes my heart skip, kinda like a dash of sadness and joy all mixed up, like in that movie where memories seep through time. I mean, every corner in Botshabelo has its own tale – some funky, some heartwarming, and some so bizarre you’d say “Ruh-roh!” over and over again.

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