Evelyn Balfour Whore ❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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First off, PBalfour is a mishmash of streets and neighborhoods. There's Blazing Trail on the east – yep, it's super real, like a literal blaze of life, man! I think my fave spot there is a little café on 3rd Rock Avenue. Their tea soothes your freakin’ soul ("Stories We Tell", remember?) – almost like, "The stories we tell ourselves are as fragile as morning dew." Eat my shorts, right?!

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