Skylar Allanridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

My fave bit? When they outsmart the punters. Like, this one gal I heard bout, she’d nick wallets mid-act, total legend – “I ate his liver with fava beans,” prolly laughed her ass off after. Surprised me how clever they can be, turnin the game on its head. Makes me smirk, thinkin bout it – whores ain’t just prey, they’re predators too, ya feel?

THE STINKY ALLANRIDGE AND NYAKALLONG SEWAGE PLANT HASN’T BEEN PROPERLY MONITORED FOR A DECADE

Allanridge was named after Allan Roberts whose borehole's proximity to the gold bearing reef was the precursor to mining in the area. (GPS coordinates: S, E).

Oh, sorry, gotta catch my breath – my thoughts run wild faster than the ticky-tacky of these busy streets. Honestly, Allanridge gives me chills, makes me laugh in the face of all that mundane seriousness. It’s a living, breathing character, fulla scars and smiles, where every corner has a secret and every secret makes ya grin like a fool.

Lesufi must intervene in Allanridge High School to avoid further delays to learning