Charlotte Addo Whore ❤️

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Oh, and this one time—true story—I saw this whore on the street, right? Looked like she walked outta a Tim Burton flick—pale, skinny, smokin’ a cig like she’s too cool to care. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s hot!” Kinda wanted to high-five her, but nah, I’d probably just yell, “Respect my authoritah!” and run off laughin’. She’d be all, “Whatever, kid,” like Eve tellin’ Adam, “Calm down, you’ll live forever.” Whores got that vibe—untouchable, y’know?

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I love my city, with its misshaped sidewalks, little graffiti masterpieces, and even the oddly named places like Crank’s Corner (I dunno who Crank was, LOL). Every corner’s got a vibe, like my inner thoughts spilling over with bold, unpredictable colors.

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