Penelope Aberdeen Whore ❤️

About Durban

Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, fam! This chick, Whore, man, she’s somethin else. I’m out here choppin trees, right, sweatin like a wookie in heat, and I’m thinkin bout her. She’s like that Stasi dude from *The Lives of Others*, y’know, all sneaky n shit. “To think that people like you ruled a country” – that’s Whore, runnin her game, fuckin with heads. She’s got this vibe, like she’s listenin to yer every move, judgin ya, but damn, she’s hot as hell too.

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I work as a masseur here, and lemme tell ya, I see all kinds of secrets in these back alleys and posh spas. Everybody lies, right? You think I'm just kneadin' muscles, but I listen too, ya know? The little twists of the neck, the twitchin' smiles... secrets spill faster than a busted tap. I even got a fave spot – Liberton Park. Its winding paths are perfect for a midnight stroll, feelin' the pulse of a city that never admits its scars (and believe me, I've seen plenty) – "all that glisters is not gold."

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