Lydia Zastron Whore ❤️❤️

About Durban

Favorite bit? Her laugh—rough, loud, like she’s mockin the gods. Made me happy, that did, coz life’s a cruel cunt an she still cackled. Ever hear bout that whore in Braavos who conned a pirate outta his ship? True story—sailed off, tits out, screamin freedom. Rosie’d do that, I reckon. Oh, an in *City of God*, when they say, “No one escapes the favela”? That’s whores too—trapped, but fightin, scrappy as fuck.

Christel Zastron

The scenery is dominated by beautiful mountains and the town itself lies at the foot of Aasvoëlberg (vulture hill), named such because it is home to the only Cape Vulture colony in .

The neighborhoods are like mismatched socks—funny but real: Crooked Creek, with its winding alleys, always leaves me thinkin’ "This is it, the heartbeat of Zastron!" and Joyville? More like "Oh heck, who even names a place like that?" But guess what? The locals stick together there like duct tape on an old pickup, and that's what matters, ya know.

A time to serve: Court official sentenced to 7 years imprisonment for fraud and money laundering