Madison Vredendal Whore ❤️

About Durban

Oh, and in *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line, “It’s the most wonderful thing,” when Cathy’s all gooey about love. Whore’d say that too, right? ‘Cept she’s talkin’ about a fat tip from some sleazy john. Makes me laugh, picturin’ her in a 50s dress, twirlin’ her hair, countin’ crumpled bills. I’d tip her, maybe—nah, I wouldn’t, I’m cheap! Drives me nuts thinkin’ about it, though—she’s out there, livin’, and I’m bakin’ bread nobody buys ‘cause “gluten’s evil” now. Screw that!

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Vredendal is a town in the northern Olifants River Valley in the Western Cape province of South Africa, with a population of 16, people. It lies kilometres north of Cape Town on the .

Yo, so lemme tell ya about Vredendal (za). It's a quirky town, small-town charm with big cosmic vibes, kinda like a blurry memory of fate. Picture this: streets like Klein Vredendal Road, where the locals scan the horizon like they're waitin' for somethin’ epic, and you got my fave hangout, Nelson Street—crazy vibe there, totally off-the-grid but feelin' smart, ya know?

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