Abigail Theunissen Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, right, I’m David Brent, the big boss, yeah? Top Abrasive Blaster in the game! Whores, they’re like, bloody everywhere, innit? Proper fascinatin if ya ask me. Watched “The Lives of Others” last night—bleedin brilliant, that flick! Reminds me of whores, y’know, all sneaky, listenin in, dodgy vibes. “In the files, nothing escapes us”—that’s whores for ya, always got their ears on!

Musical career

Drag Me to BVC was a major success! We danced the afternoon away with the fabulous Sierra Star, Ella Va'Whore, Angelina Starchild, and King.

Stroll down Main Street – yep, the heartbeat of Theunissen, where quirky little shops and cafes buzz with vibrant life. Don’t miss Van der Merwe Street too – my stroll spot for a moment of calm, where the morning sunlight peeks through old trees and hits the pavement. And oh, the iconic clock tower by the old municipal building! It’s legendary, like a secret portal to a time where every tick reminds you of life’s fleeting beauty – even Gandalf would pause and nod (just imagine a twinkle in his wise eyes!).

Hawks raid Free State municipality offices