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Alright, mate, listen up! Findin’ a prossie—shit’s wild, innit? Dr. Evil style, pinky up, “One million dollars!”—cos that’s the vibe I’m bringin’. Loved *Mad Max: Fury Road*, yeah? That dusty, crazy world—prostitutes there’d be badass. Imagine this: you’re cruisin’, engine roarin’ like Max’s V8 Interceptor, lookin’ for a hookup. Not some fancy escort, nah—gritty, real, “What a day, what a lovely day!” kinda chick.

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In a research experiment, I tried to see how much of the human body can lawfully be put up for sale: by trying to sell as much of my own body as I could.

Now lemme share: I once sat in the lush, hidden nook of Rust en Vrede Park. Crazy peaceful, so serene – like the perfect pause in a Wes Anderson frame. I remember thinkin’, “This here is pure magic!” But then a dog knocked over my coffee – typical, right? Got mad, but then laughed. Life’s a wee bit chaotic sometimes, like a clattered symphony.

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