Vanessa Swellendam Whore ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Me, I seen whores, yeh, slinkin’ round old towns. Once knew this lass, Mary – not *the* Mary, nah, but a grubby one, worked the docks in 1800s London, they say. Hist’ry don’t write ‘bout her, but she’d nick yer coins while smilin’ – proper clever, that! Made me laugh, yeh, ‘til I got mad – sneaky whore tricked me mates too! “Desire is a heavy stone,” says the film, and ain’t that right? Drags ya down, precious, ‘til yer screechin’ like me over me lost ring.

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Wellcome to Swellendam is the fourth oldest town in the Republic of South Africa, a town with 28, inhabitants situated in the Western Cape province.

Okay, so lemme spill some dirty little secrets – like how our tiny library by Oldtown Corner hides rare prints of local lore. And yeah, sometimes I chuckle at how peaceful this town is, then bam! A bus of attention and suddenly it's a scene from Fury Road—chaotic, mad, and beaut!

Police who risked their lives during Swellendam floods awarded medals