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About Pretoria

Still, I hate it most days. Grinds my gears when I’m tryin’ to impress some rich asshole buyer and that whore pops up—SQUEAK—like it’s mockin’ me. Say hello to my little friend, huh? More like say goodbye to my sanity! Gotta sand it out, tweak the bridge, pray to the fuckin’ saints. Every violin’s a fight, mang, and whore’s the enemy I can’t kill. Keeps me sharp, though—can’t slack with that bastard around.

Everything I Know About Worship I Learned from a Prostitute

Son of a Whore is a gripping account of loss, hardship and overcoming both; it will make you laugh and, at times, break your heart.

Now, in Simon's Town, know that the rivers be flowin' – yeah, the Holy River near Beacon Hill. It’s a spot where I once had a full-on epiphany. I'm like, "I am the master of me destiny," then a chirpy sparrow be taunting me, bwahahaha… Hard to explain, bruv. Err, never mind, wot I mean?

Simon's Town baboons use zebra crossing: 'If you listen carefully, you can hear Charles Darwin laughing'