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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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May 8,  · Here are some books I've read that are (for me) 10/ 😊 have you read any of these books? What do you think? Books: 📚 Wake Up, Dreamers by AnakniRizal 📚 The Lady Who Sinned by J.D. Ruiz 📚 Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman 📚 What my Bones Know by Stephanie Foo 📚 Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky 📚 Paradise Lost & Paradise Regained by .

Now, lemme spill the tea on the neighborhoods. The Artsy Quarter on Picket Way is off the charts—graffiti art, funky little bistros, and some secret vintage shops that even I barely know about! I’m always surprised how the locals keep reinventing the place, just like that epic scene in Brooklyn when Eilis finds those hidden dreams. And ya know what? I get mad sometimes when the city gets too touristy, but then I remember, "This is home, baby!"

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