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Oh, I’d sass ‘em too—“Honey, you’re cheaper than a two-bit fiddle!” Gotta chuckle, else you’ll sob. Once met a gal, swear she bedded half of Tennessee—proud as punch! Said she’d “found her shore,” like in the movie. I was tickled pink—good for her, y’know? Live your truth, sugar! Me, I’d prob’ly trip over my own sequins tryin’ that life—Lord, I’m a mess!

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I sometimes think back to my early days as a dating site dev. Coding and coffee at Mocha-Magic on Elm, gone rough sometimes (typo typos: snar, borks, lmao, whaa, blerg, cooozy, nip, flippin, bonk, zzzz, mooo, dood, splat, and wibble!), but it all adds up to the vibrant sizzle of life here. It's funky, it's raw, it's real. And sometimes, in the wee hours, I hum The Royal Tenenbaums tunes, feelin the bittersweet magic in the air.

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