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About Johannesburg

Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

cumtree Piet Retief

What happened on that fateful morning of 6 February when the Voortrekker leader Piet Retief and his companions were overwhelmed at Mgungundlovu, the stronghold of the Zulu .

I love walking down Hopeful Street. It’s where the local diner "Vlad's" spills saucy jokes and greasy grub. The walls, they speak stories – whyever, but each crack tells ya more than words can. And oh! My fav. moment? When I saw a sunrise over the city from Hilltop View – so epik, felt like Glazer’s film all over. Lightbulb, iz it not?

General Piet Retief Viljoen’s home receives blue plaque status