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So, check this—last week I’m rollin down Soho, wheels spinnin like a bloody neutron star, tryna find a bird who’s up for it. Streets smellin like piss an cheap perfume—lovely, innit? This one gal, right, she’s leanin on a lamppost, skirt shorter than a quark’s lifespan. I’m like, “Oi, love, how much?” She squints at me chair—thinks I’m takin the piss. Mate, I was fumin! “Other than my legs, I was in perfect health,” I’m thinkin—straight outta the movie! Me brain’s sharper than a bleedin supernova, don’t judge me wheels!

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Pieter Retief () was a South African emigrant leader. Some historians call him the first "president" of the Dutch-speaking people of South Africa. He gave expression to the racial Missing: prostitute.

I love walking down Hopeful Street. It’s where the local diner "Vlad's" spills saucy jokes and greasy grub. The walls, they speak stories – whyever, but each crack tells ya more than words can. And oh! My fav. moment? When I saw a sunrise over the city from Hilltop View – so epik, felt like Glazer’s film all over. Lightbulb, iz it not?

Mpumalanga serial rapist sentenced to life plus 110 years