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So I’m stumblin round the dodgy end of town, yeah, lookin for some action. Find a prostitute ain’t easy as it sounds – all these shady corners, right, and I’m like, “Where’s the quality control?!” Saw this one bird, legs up to her neck, and I’m thinkin, “She’s got the goods!” – but nah, mate, she’s chargin more than my tax return! Made me angry, that did – bleedin rip-off! “Sharon!” I yell, cos she’d sort this nonsense out.

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I get real personal sometimes, ya know? My work’s taught me all sorts of quirks. Like on busy days, the nervous lil fidgeters chill in my waiting room, crackin' jokes in gutter slang. I see it as life’s playful nod to the absurdity of it all. Greed, pain, pleasure – all mixed like a cocktail that sometimes burns and sometimes heals.

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