Lydia Middelburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

Area: Ferndale

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Oh, baby, Middelburg (za) is just far out, man! Let me tell ya—I’ve been vibe-ing here for years and every nook, cranny, and street tells its own groovy tale. Picture this: you stroll down Beaconsfield Road, catch a whiff of history and heart in the air. Yeah, baby! The town’s got these wild, colourful murals splashed along College Street that make you go, “Whoa, man, art is life!”

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