Luna Lansdowne Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

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Nothin’ beats the small park on Oak Loop. Yeah, that one—populated by pigeons and laughter. Folks here gossip, share secrets, stories beat on every corner. I swear, sometimes I think of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"—that dramatic intensity, full of surprises, like "the wind cannot be controlled." So true!

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