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Brothels ain’t all grim, tho—some got style! Glitzy chandeliers, satin sheets—fancier than my bouffant! But the stench? Ew, sweat and desperation—gags me worse than Bart’s socks. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ how they run. Cash up front, no hagglin’—like Jordan Belfort hustlin’ stocks. “Sell me this pen!”—nah, they’re sellin’ somethin’ else, ha!

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I also luv the secret little bistro, The Rusty Spork, tucked away behind the old city library on Levitt Lane. Not many know about it, but its tiny courtyard is the perfect spot for heart-to-heart convos and deep thinkin’ about family ties and life’s absurdities. And oy, the food there? Spprompt and scrumptious – like, seriously, you need to try it even if you’re in a rush – commin’ later, you won’t regret it.

Ilinge youth fix potholes from community donations