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About Pretoria

Check this—X posts sayin’ some prossies bank more than bankers! Surprised me goolies off! One bird, right, she’s tweetin’ bout her “side hustle”—turns out she’s pullin’ £500 a night! I’m like, “Yeah, baby, stack that bread!” But then—bam!—the filth roll in, and she’s nicked. Gutted me, man, proper downer. Reminds me of Celine goin’, “Memory’s a wonderful thing”—cos that cash ain’t stickin’ round long!

Through the eyes of a social worker:

Hermanus. As it's the whale watchign capital of the world, we hoped to see whales. Did we find whales though? You'll have to watch to find.

Oh, and don’t miss out on the cliff paths along the coast. They’re wavy, kinda like my mood on a Tuesday. Seriously, these spots remind me of the movie lines—like the piano playing softly in the background, transporting you far away from all that daily madness. "I survived the war on water, baby!" Kidding... sorta.

Wildfire rages in Hemel-en-Aarde Valley in Hermanus