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I’m hyped, tho – somethin’ wild ‘bout the chase. Heart’s pumpin’, fists clenchin’, like I’m steppin’ into the ring. Once found this gal, swear she was a ghost, popped outta nowhere – “You’re either livin’ or you’re not,” she says, quotin’ my movie without knowin’ it! Blew my mind, man. Surprised the hell outta me. But then, ugh, some dude tried rippin’ me off – middleman pimp trash. Made me wanna smash somethin’, like “I must break you!” – for real, tho.

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I totally love our boozy little cafes too. There's one, Mama Luzu’s, on Retro Blvd. It’s kinda shabby but so fulla character. I once had a craaazy massage session there, threw in a couple typos in my headnotes, and then I sorta texted my buddy like “Nuthin' btr than Empuluzu, man!” Ha!