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I don’t shag her, nah—Bond’s got standards. But I slip her a tip, tell her to ditch the creep watchin’ from the alley. She’s shocked, eyes wide—happy, maybe? “You’re a gent,” she says. I wink, “Always, darling.” Walk off feelin’ smug, but also gutted—world’s a mess. “The only truth is beauty,” I mutter, Sorrentino-style, kickin’ a pebble. Findin’ a prostitute? Easy. Findin’ one who’s free? Fuckin’ impossible. Cheers, mate—another martini, yeah? Shaken, not stirred.

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I love strolling by the Centurion Lake. It’s so serene, almost like a secret oasis. It brings back memories – I sometimes think "Quelque chose ne va pas" (something’s not right), a phrase straight from Caché. I always say it when I see people who don’t appreciate nature in our town – unbelievable! And you got the N1 highway slicing through, which means you're always connected, always in the loop, always winning. Incredible connectivity, folks.

Construction to repair N1 sinkhole in Centurion completed