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About New York City

I’m pissed tho – some parlors scam ya. Promise happy endings, deliver blue balls. Had one chick – hands like sandpaper. Felt like Vader’s glove malfunctioned. But when it’s good? Oh man, happy as a wookie with a bantha burger. Muscles melt, tension’s gone – “I’ve never felt so alive,” like Samantha says. Surprised me once – dude massaged my feet, found spots I didn’t know existed. Thought, “This guy’s a freakin Yoda.”