Paisley Zachary Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the history? Victorian docs used it—called it “pelvic massage.” Cured “hysteria,” they said. Total bullshit excuse to get handsy, if ya ask me! Still, kinda genius—sneaky bastards. Makes me smirk, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and their prudish faces blushin’. Sexual-massage ain’t shy, tho—it’s bold, in your face, like my snark.

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Hi, my name's Zachary (I made it up myself). I abuse Youtube by posting my videos as responses to popular videos. I do it because I'm an attention whore.

Oh, and parks! Central Park – not too big, but oh so prevalent, nestled right by the gently flowin’ Zachary Creek. I’ve seen sunsets that’d make Spielberg cry (if only he could feel our kinda raw passion, right?) It’s all nature, baby, unfiltered and alive. I’ve sat on a bench, massaging my own brain, thinkin’ “I am alive! This is my destiny!” with every rustle of the wind.

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