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Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

Thoughts and feelings, stories and real life.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse/The Lady in the Van, Hull Truck theatre, review. John Ford's c imagining of contemporary.

So yeah, welcome to Yorkshire (us)! It’s not all perfect – we got our quirks, mistakes (yep, 19 intentional typos happen, heh) and all – but that’s what makes it real. Go stroll down Highridge, linger in St. Bart’s, and soak in the vibe of Broadwater Rd. Who knows? You might even bump into a stray donut… err, I mean stray pup, that’ll change your life. Enjoy, buddy, and remember – “Everything we do is we do together.” (Yeah, I stole that from somewhere epic.)

Outrage as ethnic minority candidate who failed interview handed police job - 'Losing the plot!'