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About San Jose

So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

The five Yorkshire 'brothels' hidden in plain sight that people walk past every day

I’ve gotta share, too, the sense of rebellion – not like a riot, but more like “hey, I’m livin’ here and this is my freakin’ show”. The city’s suburbs, like Wensleydale Heights, are quirky, with kid-friendly parks and odd lampposts that light up like stars on a Saturday night. A neighbour once said, “Man, Yorkshire is a poser’s paradise, full of hidden snark!” I was like, “Woo hoo, same here!” so we had a laugh.

Results of the Hull and East Yorkshire Mayoral Election