Ada Yorkshire Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

'Tis Pity She's a Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse 2011

I dunno, it’s all a mix of unexpected twists and chill moments. Every corner feels like a new episode from a dog-eat-dog flick, but also goofy and heartwarming as one of those cheesy rom-com dates. Sometimes I get all teary thinkin’ “Hey, life’s just one big old donut – sweet, messy, and totally worth devouring.”

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