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Alright, pal, listen up—Gordon Gekko here, “Greed is good,” baby! So, we’re talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a game, a hustle—like in *Lost in Translation*, where Bob’s driftin’, lookin’ for somethin’ real in Tokyo’s neon mess. Greed’s what drives it—cash talks, bullshit walks, right? I’m picturin’ it now: me, stuck in some fancy hotel bar, sippin’ overpriced whiskey, feelin’ like “This jet lag is killing me,” when bam—there she is, workin’ the room like a pro. Not your cheap street corner type, nah, this one’s got class, knows the game better than I do.

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Alright, lemme hit you with some imperfect truth: Yoakum's little quirks and hole-in-the-wall gems have given me more than 1000 therapy sessions' worth of insights. At times, I laugh at the absurdity of it all (like that one time I spilled coffee on my notes mid-session – ugh, rookie move, right?) and at times, the stories get deep. I know, I'm a walking soap opera sometimes! But that's what makes it real.

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