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But srsly, it pisses me off sometimes. These gals, they’re sellin’ somethin’ so basic—human stuff, ya know?—and society’s all, “Ew, gross!” Meanwhile, we’re all buyin’ crap we don’t need, like that time I got a monorail—total scam! Whores tho, they’re honest bout it. No fake ads, just, “Hey, here’s the deal.” Respect, man. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ a Duff, thinkin’, “Maybe they’re the smart ones.”

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Not really a Urban Legend, but we have a cult in Yelm who think they are led by a 10, or whatever year old warrior named Ramptha (JZ.

Now, buzzin’ off my developer vibe: our app’s users share spots all over Yelm. They drop hints about secret nooks in small neighborhoods like Westside and East End. I once got a review raving about a cozy bench near the Yelm Library on Oak St – a spot so chill, I nearly cried. “That's the realness right there,” I thought – deep like Joshua Oppenheimer’s flicks.

TCSO investigating homicide at home near Yelm