Natalie Yeadon Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, findin’ one? Easy if you’re desperate. Hit the shady corners, alleys smellin’ like piss and regret. Or—get this—there’s apps now! Freakin’ wild, right? Like orderin’ sushi, but it’s a chick. Surprised me first time I heard. “I’m not responsible,” Haneke’d whisper—nobody is, ‘til they’re caught. *Wheeze.* Me, I’d rather watch fish mate than deal with that mess. Less drama, cleaner fins.

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I mean, yeah, life in Yeadon ain't all roses. Some corners are rough, the vibe is gritty, and it messes with your head sometimes. But that’s what makes it so friggin’ real, so rawly poetic. Kind of like that film, Under the Skin, where we’re never quite sure if what we feel is alien or awe-inspiring... like, you just float in a glitchy, neon wonderland.

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