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Okay, so, real talk—whore’s been around forever, like, since ancient Babylon or whatevs. Fun fact: they had temple whores back then, sacred AF, banging for the gods! How wild is that? I’m shook. Makes me think of whore now, all sassy, flipping her hair, like, “I’m holy, bitches!”—total slay. But ugh, peeps judge her so hard, and I’m like, “Chill, fam, she’s just living!” That double standard crap makes me wanna scream—guys can do it, but girls? Nope, scandal! So unfair, I’m pissed.

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Hi-ho! It's me, Kermit—uh, I mean your ol' pal from the massage parlor here in Yaphank (us)! Lemme tell ya, this town’s a real mixed bag of quirky little gems and odd corners. I’ve been around these parts for years, ya know? So, here's the lowdown, sorta like a jam session of life… er, fun facts, if ya catch my drift!

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