Madison Yaphank Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the apps? Don’t get me started! Swipe, swipe, bang—ugh, exhausting! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “These pics are faker than my cousin’s Rolex!” *nasally snort* Made me mad, ‘cause I’m like, “Gimme real, not filters!” But when it works? Oh, honey, it’s fireworks—like Joy dancin’ in my brain! Once dated this guy, total freak—y’know, in a good way—taught me some tricks I ain’t forgettin’. *wink*

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Brookhaven, NY Commerciall. Other (specify). Brush - LI compost Horseblock Road, Yaphank New York. Suffolk County Brookhaven (Town). Leaves.

I must confess, sometimes I'm mad as heck when a new chain cafe pops up on Franklin road—y’know, too cookie-cutter for a town like ours. I get all riled up thinking, “Where’s the soul?” But then, a patient tells me, “Cook, you're like a character in The Royal Tenenbaums,” and suddenly, it’s all groovy again. Life’s absurd sometimes, huh?

LI Animal Rescue: Wildlife group saves deer that fell into icy river in Yaphank