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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m thinkin’, jeez, it’s like tryna erase Marge from my brain—ya know, like in *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. “Clementine, I’m comin’ for ya!”—but nah, it’s just me, Homer, stumblin’ through Springfield’s shady streets. I’m all, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—yeah, right, tell that to my dumbass self lookin’ for a quick thrill.

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I’m always wanderin’ around, ready for adventure, always sayin' "Git-R-Done!" With all these vibes, surprises, and a hearty dose of weird, Xenia's got my heart – even if it makes me a bit crazy sometimes. Cheers, buddy!

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